- The Know-It-All
The person who has an opinion about absolutely everything. He will never say “I don’t know.” Ask him about atomic science or the inventions of physicists and he’ll confidently improvise for two hours rather than admit ignorance. He inserts himself into conversations that don’t concern him, offers unsolicited opinions, often turns discussions into arguments, and usually justifies his intrusiveness under the umbrella of “traditions” and “values.”
- The One Who Takes You for Granted
They show up when it’s their celebration. You’re expected to attend, support, cheer, and be present. But there’s no acknowledgment, no gratitude — because your presence is considered guaranteed. Yet when it’s your moment? They’re absent. No curiosity, no enthusiasm, no effort to celebrate you. You’re simply not a priority.
- The People-Pleaser Chameleon
This person wants everyone’s approval. They’ll flatter A, B, and C just to stay liked by all three. They’ll rarely take a clear stand — even if you’re being hurt. Ironically, they might take a stance against you without ever openly communicating their issue, because they still want to stay in everyone’s good graces… including yours.
- The Chronic Pessimist
With one sentence, they can convince you the world is ending next Thursday. Surrounded by blessings, yet permanently dissatisfied. Always comparing their life to others and assuming they’ve been envied or “eyed” into misfortune — when the real limitation might be their own mindset.
- The Artificially Affectionate
The overly warm, overly sweet presence that feels rehearsed. The energy doesn’t match the words. It’s friendliness without sincerity.
- The Self-Proclaimed “Original” (The Main Character)
Convinced they’re one of a kind and everyone else is a copy. They believe their circle adores them obsessively. They float through life with their nose slightly raised, convinced they don’t belong in ordinary spaces. “I grew up here, but I’m different.” Half Lebanese because they eat fattoush for breakfast. Always slightly above it all.
- The Privileged Life Coach
Has every advantage life could offer, yet lectures everyone daily about patience, minimalism, and “understanding the beauty of life.” Instagram stories full of strength quotes. Preaches simplicity from a place of abundance.
- The Opportunistic Ghost
Barely exists in your life — until you shine. Then suddenly appears, attaches themselves to your success, and hovers around for proximity and optics.
- The Over-Preparer Talker
Before taking any action, they need a two-hour discussion about how it will be executed perfectly. Endless planning, endless talking. Meanwhile, life is short and bitterness only comes once.
- The Hyper-Self-Conscious Observer
Terrified of people’s eyes. Convinced strangers walk the streets just to monitor what they’re wearing, where they’re eating, and how they’re living. Paralyzed by imagined scrutiny. Living — and possibly dying — in fear and self-doubt.
